After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. "So,How is everything going?" inquired God. "It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, Everything is wonderful, but I have just one problem. It is these Breasts you have given me The middle one pushes the other two out … [Read more...] about Eve’s side of the story
Sorry guys, this link is too good not to pass on. … [Read more...] about Tampon Crafts
What's up with this? Felt fine all day then got really dizzy and nauseous this afternoon. It was bad enough that I stopped looking for rockstartup puzzle pieces and laid down on my bathroom floor. Then about 2 hours later I was fine again. What's your vote? … [Read more...] about Flu or Pregnant?
"Turn the tree on mommy. Make me happy". That is how I started the morning. Obviously, we have a fake tree. And we only got as far as putting it up last night (it is prelit, so we didn't have to worry about the lights). Tonight, we are doing ornaments. The make me happy line is what killed me. Yes, she is only 2 and the master manipulator. … [Read more...] about Madison’s Quote of the Day
Woo hoo! I made it to 13 weeks today. I am officially out of the first trimester. Now to bigger and better and scarier things in the second trimester. I have a doctor's appointment on Wednesday (I think), so I will let you all know how it goes. I can breath a sigh of relief at this point. :) :) :) … [Read more...] about 13 weeks