I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Harold the computer guy to come over. Harold clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. He gave me a bill for a minimum service call. As he was walking away, I called after him, “So, what was wrong?”… Read More »Computer Trouble

Christmas Cookie Recipe 1 cup of water 1 tsp baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp salt 1 cup of brown sugar lemon juice 4 large eggs 1 cup nuts 2 cups of dried fruit 1 bottle Crown Royal – Sample the Crown Royal to check quality. – Take… Read More »Christmas Cookie Recipe

I finally talked Bill into letting me cater Christmas Eve. Why is this important? Well, there will be 9 of us and 2 kids. That’s a lot of food. Also, we leave Christmas morning for Green Bay. For a week. I really do not want to leave that mess for… Read More »Christmas Eve

A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, “What are all those clocks?” St. Peter answered, “Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands… Read More »Clocks In Heaven

Yeah, we have a furnace. And we have a furnace that works. It is nice to be warm. Furnace was done about 2 o’clock on Friday so I went to pick up some lunch at Burger King and came back. Got home and my phone and internet did not work.… Read More »Life