I got this is an email. It is too good not to pass on!
As a Mother, I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that.
“Why?” my daughter asked.
“Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been. It's dirty and probably has germs” I replied.
At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, “Mommy, how do you know all this stuff? You are so smart.”
I was thinking quickly. “All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mommy Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mommy.”
“OH…I get it!” she beamed, “So if you don't pass the test, you have to be the daddy.”
“Exactly!” I replied back with a big smile on my face.
When you're finished laughing, send this to a Mom.