Husband: When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger? Wife: I clean the toilet… Husband: How does that help? Wife: I use your toothbrush….

After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. “So,How is everything going?” inquired God. “It is all so beautiful, God,” she replied. “The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, Everything is wonderful, but I have just one problem. It is these Breasts… Read More »Eve’s side of the story

What’s up with this? Felt fine all day then got really dizzy and nauseous this afternoon. It was bad enough that I stopped looking for rockstartup puzzle pieces and laid down on my bathroom floor. Then about 2 hours later I was fine again. What’s your vote?

“Turn the tree on mommy. Make me happy”. That is how I started the morning. Obviously, we have a fake tree. And we only got as far as putting it up last night (it is prelit, so we didn’t have to worry about the lights). Tonight, we are doing ornaments.… Read More »Madison’s Quote of the Day

Woo hoo! I made it to 13 weeks today. I am officially out of the first trimester. Now to bigger and better and scarier things in the second trimester. I have a doctor’s appointment on Wednesday (I think), so I will let you all know how it goes. I can… Read More »13 weeks